Okay, so a guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender, 'If I show you something really amazing will you give me a free beer?' The bartender says, 'Sure.' So the guy pulls out out a hamster and the hamster breaks out into a song and starts dancing. The bartender says, 'Hey that's really amazing,' and gives the guy a free beer. So the guy says again, 'You wanna see something even more amazing?' And once again the bartender says 'sure.' The guy pulls out a tiny piano, he also pulls out the hamster and a frog too. This time, and the frog begins to sing and the hamster plays the blues, after they're done the bartender says 'That IS amazing.' And the guy says 'Yeah I know,..' A man in a suit, sitting in the corner was watching the whole time and says, 'That frog's amazing, I'll buy him off you for a hundred bucks.' The guy says 'Sure,' and sells the frog. The bartender is aghast and says to the guy,'Why'd you do that? You could have made a fortune off that frog!' The guy says 'Can you keep a secret?' 'The hamster is also a ventriloquist.'