There was a guy who was mowing his lawn when he noticed his next door neighbor ( a blonde) kept on running outside and checking her mail.He noticed she kept on doing it over and over . So he thought the next time she runs out here I'm gonna ask her why she keeps on doing that! So she did it, and he asked her. And she replied," I keep on checking my mail because I'm on the internet and my computer keeps on telling me I have mail!"