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A man goes to Mexico for vacation to see the bullfight in the arena. He watches a few fights and then goes to a nearby restaurant. The manager serves him and gives him a menu of all this stuff he's never heard of before. He can't decide so he asks the manager, 'Well, give me the special of the day please, or whatever you think is good.' The manager goes away and in 5 minutes he comes back with these 2 round things on a platter. The guy says 'wow! fast service'. The manager says, 'enjoy.' So the guy eats it and makes a compliment to the manager, 'hmmm that was good, but what was it?' The manager says, 'well, its bull's balls from the arena, today the bull lost.' So the next day he comes back and he has the same thing, this goes on for about 4 days. Then on the 5th day he comes back and asks for the same thing. The manager comes back with a plate and these two round small things. The guy asks, 'wha.....wh....wa... whats this? I asked for bull's balls' The Manager says, 'Well, sir, the bulls don't always lose'.