One day this Preacher decided that he would skip church and go hunting. When in the woods he came upon a bear? The man started running? And he ran for a while until all of a sudden he triped over a tree root. And at this moment he was almost face to face with the bear. Then he said'Dear Lord, if there is one wish I would want for you to give me it would be to make this bear a christian.' And at that instant..... The bear halted to a stop and droped on his knees and said'Dear Lord thank you for the food I am about to receive'!!