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An old hearing-impaired gentleman was visiting his doctor. The doctor just informed him to be careful, as he had a heart murmur.
The doctor was therefore most surprised to see the old fellow out on the town, whooping it up. He got his attention
and took him aside. "Don't you remember what I told you the other day?!" he inquired.
"Oh, I surely
do." the old gent replied. "Best dang advice I ever had. I did just as you said. I got me a hot mama and I'm cheerful!"
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