Yo Momma ... (full list)
Yo momma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off
her...
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than
her IQ!!!
Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her
liposuction!
Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo momma so fat every time she walks in high heels, she
strikes oil!
Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
Yo momma so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white &
chunky!
Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN"
Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to
get on the bitch's good side!
Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo momma so fat she accidentally got a 747 caught in her
teeth
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo momma so fat she can't reach her back pocket.
Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the
menu and says "okay!"
Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo momma so fat she's got to iron her pants on the
driveway
Yo momma so fat she's got to pull down her pants to get
into her pockets
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat
for Condors
Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA -
FatAss Jeans
Yo momma so fat she has more rolls than a Mary Jane
truck
Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo momma so fat she hula-hooped the super bowl.
Yo momma so fat she influences the tides.
Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run
around yelling "Free Willy"
Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a
Volkswagen!
Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a
paint-roller
Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they
reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out
of George Washington's nose.
Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Green Peace threw
her in!
Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo momma so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it told
her to get the fuck off!!!
Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain
claimed her for the new world
Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship
Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!
Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development
Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and
came back with sandals!!!
Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to
everyone
Yo momma so fat she went to the salad bar and PULLED UP A
CHAIR.
Yo momma so fat she won "Miss Bessie the Cow '94"
Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo momma so fat she's got her own zip code!
Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone
book!
Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo momma so fat she's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial
views!
Yo momma so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
Yo momma so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when
she rode the bike across the moon, the bitch caused an
eclipse.
Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran
out of gas.
Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make
two trips!
Yo momma so fat that when she was born, she gave the
hospital stretch marks.
Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution!
Wide Turn"
Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign
names to her farts!!!
Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are
satellite pictures.
Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her
out!
Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and
drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for
bungee jumping.
Yo momma so fat to her "light food" means under 4 Tons
Yo momma so fat we take her to McDonald's just to watch the
sign change.
Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to
pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
Yo momma so fat we're IN her now!
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people think
she's backing up!
Yo momma so fat when she breaks her leg she bleeds gravy!
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to
hell!
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the
bridge too!
Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band
skips.
Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself
asleep trying to get up again.
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be
continued.
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't
do livestock.
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people
try to ride HER!
Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who
threw that rock?"
Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give
directions!
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets
stuck!
Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else
gets sun!
Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New
York, LA, Chicago...
Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it
looks like she's wearin' tights!
Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she sits
AROUND the house.
Yo momma so fat when she sits on a chair, she makes paper!
Yo momma so fat when she sits on a rainbow she makes
Skittles!
Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear
the stereo.
Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it
gives her the green arrow!
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at
a time, please"
Yo momma so fat when she sweats, everyone around her wears
raincoats!
Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she
landed on 12th
Yo momma so fat when she turns around they throw her A
WELCOME-BACK PARTY.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcolm X T-shirt,
helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people
yell, "Taxi!"
Yo momma so fat when she wears heels, she strikes oil.
Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat
buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo momma so fat when they used her underwear elastic for
bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide
comes in!
Yo momma so fat yo' daddy's idea of foreplay is setting up
the on-ramps.
Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold
a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through
Yo momma so fat you have to roll her ass in flour and look
for the wet spot to fuck her
Yo momma so flat she's jealous of the wall!
Yo momma so funky her Sure deodorant is now confused!
Yo momma so funky she made right guard turn left.
Yo momma so funky she puts ice in her panties to keep the
crabs fresh!
Yo momma so funky she slowed down speed stick.
Yo momma so funky she sweats Black Flag!
Yo momma so funky she used Secret and it told on her!
Yo momma so generous she'd give you the hair off her back!
Yo momma so greasy she sweats Crisco!
Yo momma so greasy she used bacon as a Band-Aid!
Yo momma so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her.
Yo momma so grouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't
even serve Happy Meals.
Yo momma so hairy Bigfoot takes pictures of her!
Yo momma armpits are so hairy she look like she got
Buckwheat in a head lock.
Yo momma so hairy she looks like a Chia Pet with an Afro!
Yo momma so hairy "Gorillas in the Mist" was filmed in her
shower!
Yo momma so hairy she shaves with a weed whacker.
Yo momma so hairy she uses a lawn mower to shave her
armpits.
Yo momma so hairy she's got afros on her nipples!
Yo momma so hairy you almost died of rug burn at birth!
Yo momma so lazy she thinks a two-income family is when yo
daddy has two jobs.
Yo momma so lightheaded, when she jumps out the window,
she flies UP!
Yo momma so nasty lice consider her a great vacation
place.
Yo momma so nasty Ozzie Ozbourne refused to bite her head
off
Yo momma so nasty she brings crabs to the beach
Yo momma so nasty she has to creep up on bath water.
Yo momma so nasty she has two pussies and they both stink.
Yo momma so nasty she uses Drano to douche.
Yo momma so nasty she was declared quarantine since before
she was born.
Yo momma so nasty she went swimming and now we have the
dead sea.
Yo momma so nasty skunks run from her.
Yo momma so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to
keep her crabs fresh.
Yo momma so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave.
Yo momma so nasty when she goes to a hair salon, she told
the stylist to cut.
Yo momma so nasty when yo daddy ate her pussy he got food
poisoning.
Yo momma so old even God calls her mother!
Yo momma so old her ass is a cave for Indians.
Yo momma so old her birth certificate expired!
Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo momma so old her birthday's expired.
Yo momma so old her social security number is 1!
Yo momma so old I told her to act her age and she died.
Yo momma so old she be older than the wood her peg-leg was
made out of.
Yo momma so old she co-wrote one of the ten commandments.
Yo momma so old she farts dust!
Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo momma so old she has Jesus' beeper number!
Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a
prince.
Yo momma so old she owes Jesus 3 bucks!
Yo momma so old she owes Jesus food stamps!
Yo momma so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo momma so old she was Jesus' Wet Nurse.
Yo momma so old she was there for the first day of
slavery.
Yo momma so old she wrote the foreword to the Bible!
Yo momma so old she's blind from the big bang.
Yo momma so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!
Yo momma so old that when God said let the be light, she
hit the switch.
Yo momma so old that when she was in school there was no
history class.
Yo momma so old when Moses parted the Red Sea, she was on
the other side.
Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave
money.
Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.
Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo momma so poor she cant afford free cheese!
Yo momma so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo momma so poor she goes to KFC to lick other people's
fingers!
Yo momma so poor she married young just to get the rice!
Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake
on layaway.
Yo momma so poor she wipes with both sides of the toilet
paper.
Yo momma so poor the only time she smelled hot food was
when a rich man farted!
Yo momma so poor the Somalians are sending her food.
Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet
flush!
Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, DING!
Yo momma so poor when your family watches TV, they go to
Ed Kelley's.
Yo momma so poor you go out for Sunday pushes of the
skateboard
Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save
milk.
Yo momma so short she can play handball on the curb.
Yo momma so short she does back flips under the bed.
Yo momma so short she has to look down to look up.
Yo momma so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo momma so short she is the original Q-tip
Yo momma so short she pole vaults with a toothpick.
Yo momma so short she poses for trophies!
Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers
license!
Yo momma so short, she jumped off the curb and died.
Yo momma so skank she gets drunk at communion...
Yo momma so skinny her nipples touch.
Yo momma so skinny Sally Struthers sends her food!
Yo momma so skinny she could start a Weight Watchers in
Ethiopia!
Yo momma so skinny she goes hang-gliding on a Doritos chip.
Yo momma so skinny she got a run in her hose an she fell
out.
Yo momma so skinny she has to run around in the shower to
get wet.
Yo momma so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Yo momma so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.
Yo momma so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared.
Yo momma so skinny she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad.
Yo momma so skinny she uses suspenders for panties.
Yo momma so slow it takes her two hours to watch 60
minutes!
Yo momma so stupid she's missing a finger and can't count
past 9.
Yo momma so stupid her brain cells die ALONE!
Yo momma so stupid I saw her in the frozen food section with
a fishing rod.
Yo momma so stupid I saw her standing on an empty bus.
Yo momma so stupid I told her it was chilly outside, she
got a spoon.
Yo momma so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute
egg.
Yo momma so stupid it takes her a month to get rid of the 7
day itch.
Yo momma so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24hr
virus.
Yo momma so stupid it takes her a half hour to make minute
rice.
Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo momma so stupid she asked you "What is the number for
911"
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a video camera to record
cable TV shows at home.
Yo momma so stupid she called a 7-11 to ask when they
closed!
Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo momma so stupid she called the cocaine hot-line to order
some.
Yo momma so stupid she cooked her own complimentary
breakfast.
Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo momma so stupid she couldn't read an audio book.
Yo momma so stupid she gets lost in thought.
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and
starved!
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shootout.
Yo momma so stupid she got stuck on the escalator for 3
hours,
Yo momma so stupid she has blonde roots in your eyeballs.
Yo momma so stupid she has to ask for a price check at the
dollar store.
Yo momma so stupid she has to ask for help to make
hamburger helper.
Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was
heating your house.
Yo momma so stupid she puts a ruler by bed to see how long
she slept!
Yo momma so stupid she ran after a parked car!
Yo momma so stupid she sat on a window ledge thinking
she'd get framed.
Yo momma so stupid she saw a wet floor sign and peed on
the floor
Yo momma so stupid she says she's illegitimate 'cause she
can't read.
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the
couch!
Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her
own back.
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo momma so stupid she think innuendo is an Italian
suppository.
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new
hamburger at McDonald.
Yo momma so stupid she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks manual labor is a Mexican!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks socialism means partying!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay
your telephone bill.
Yo momma so stupid she thought a beaver dam was a type of
tampon.
Yo momma so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf
course.
Yo momma so stupid she thought menopause was a button on
the stereo.
Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get
on Soul Train.
Yo momma so stupid she thought softball was a venereal
disease!
Yo momma so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican
phone company.
Yo momma so stupid she thought the Nazis were saying Hi!
Hitler.
Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo momma so stupid she took a job cutting grass
offshore...
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl.
Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose
Jif.
Yo momma so stupid she tried to commit suicide and jumped
off the curb.
Yo momma so stupid she tried to hang her self with a
cordless phone...
Yo momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
Yo momma so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and
takes notes.
Yo momma so stupid she went to a Clippers game to get a
hair cut.
Yo momma so stupid she went to a Whalers game to see
Shamu.
Yo momma so stupid she went to Alpha Beta and asked to
buy a vowel.
Yo momma so stupid she went to Dodger stadium and
drowned in the waves.
Yo momma so stupid that she got hit by a parked car.
Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head
just to make-up her mind.
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day
care center.
Yo momma so stupid that she took a shower and got
brain-washed.
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in
alphabetical order!
Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear
the ocean!
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo momma so tall she did a back-flip and kicked Jesus in
the mouth.
Yo momma so tall she did a cart wheel and kicked God in
the chin.
Yo momma so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head
in Florida.
Yo momma so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head
on the moon.
Yo momma so ugly even ALIEN face huggers run away from
her!
Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the
phone!
Yo momma so ugly her dentist treats her by mail!
Yo momma so ugly HER DOCTOR IS A VET.
Yo momma so ugly her face is closed on weekends!
Yo momma so ugly her face is like a melted willy.
Yo momma so ugly her momma had to be drunk to breast feed
her.
Yo momma so ugly her momma had to feed her with a sling
shot.
Yo momma so ugly her vibrator turned limp!
Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at
the pound.
Yo momma so ugly I've seen cow pies I'd rather do it
with.
Yo momma so ugly if she joined an ugly contest, they'd
say Sorry, no.
Yo momma so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own
projects!
Yo momma so ugly it looks like she sleeps on a bed of
nails, FACE DOWN!
Yo momma so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly she could be the poster child for
abortion/birth control!
Yo momma so ugly she could scare a hungry wolf off a
meat truck.
Yo momma so ugly she could scare the chrome off a
bumper!
Yo momma so ugly she could scare the moss off a rock!
Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for
Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly she had a face that would sink a
thousand ships.
Yo momma so ugly she had to get her baby drunk to breast
feed it!
Yo momma so ugly she had to sneak up on a glass of water.
Yo momma so ugly she had to wear two bags...in case one
breaks.
Yo momma so ugly she has to get her vibrator drunk first.
Yo momma so ugly she has to sneak up on a hurricane to
catch a breeze.
Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job:
Being a scarecrow.
Yo momma so ugly she just got a job at the airport,
sniffing for drugs
Yo momma so ugly she looks like a Bulldog licking piss
off a thistle.
Yo momma so ugly she looks like she's been bobbing for
French fries!
Yo momma so ugly she looks like the elephant man chewing
on a wasp.
Yo momma so ugly she looked out the window and got
arrested for mooning.
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry!
Yo momma so ugly she makes *YOU* look good!
Yo momma so ugly she practices birth control by leaving
the lights on!
Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath and the water
jumped out.
Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo momma so ugly she went in the woods and Bigfoot took
pictures of HER...
Yo momma so ugly she'd make a freight train take a dirt
road.
Yo momma so ugly she'd scare a buzzard off a gut wagon.
Yo momma so ugly she's the cover girl for iodine.
Yo momma so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!
Yo momma so ugly that when she looks at a glass of milk,
it turns to cheese.
Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her
birthday!
Yo momma so ugly The NHL banned her for life
Yo momma so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.
Yo momma so ugly the tide won't even take her out.
Yo momma so ugly there's a better face on the iodine
bottle.
Yo momma so ugly they changed her name to DAAAAAAAAAMN.
Yo momma so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in
her shower!
Yo momma so ugly they only wanted her feet for the
freak show.
Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in
strip joints.
Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make
gorilla cookies.
Yo momma so ugly they put her in dough and made monster
cookies!
Yo momma so ugly they threw her away and kept the
afterbirth.
Yo momma so ugly they turn off the cameras when she
walks into a bank!
Yo momma so ugly when she cries the tears run up her
face.
Yo momma so ugly when she goes to the beach, the tide
won't come in!
Yo momma so ugly WHEN SHE SITS IN THE SAND the cat tries
to bury him.
Yo momma so ugly when she walk by the bathroom the toilet
flushes by itself.
Yo momma so ugly when she was born the windows of her
incubator were tinted.
Yo momma so ugly when she was born, the doctor slapped HER
momma!
Yo momma so ugly when she went to jump in the lake, the
lake jumped back!
Yo momma so ugly when you look up Ugly in the dictionary
it has her picture.
Yo momma so ugly you could tell the face, only 'cuz it
had ears.
Yo momma so wrinkled she has to screw her hat on.
Yo momma stinks so bad she uses Lysol for perfume.
Yo momma such an alcoholic in college her major was Old
English, room 800.
Yo momma teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look
like dice.
Yo momma teeth are so yellow I can't believe its not
butter.
Yo momma teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
Yo momma teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she
smiles!
Yo momma teeth so yellow when she close her mouth, her
stomach lights up.
Yo momma threw a Frisbee three weeks ago that hasn't
landed yet.
Yo momma's twice the man you are.
Yo momma was born on Independence Day and can't remember
her birthday.
Yo momma was in church with a tee-shirt on that said
"WHO FARTED?"
Yo momma was so dumb the retarded kids made fun of her.
Yo momma waves around a Popsicle stick and calls it air
conditioning.
Yo momma wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody
calls her Hair Jordan.
Yo momma's armpits are so hairy it looks like she has Don
King in a headlock.
Yo momma's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to
scratch her ear.
Yo momma's ass is so tight, only the dogs can hear it
when she farts!
Yo momma's blind and seeing another man.
Yo momma's breath smells so bad, when she yawns her
teeth duck.
Yo momma's breath so bad, her teeth have asbestos caps!
Yo momma's breath's so strong, she be blowin' bubbles
with Now & Laters.
Yo momma's cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
Yo momma's ears are so big, she drives the freeways by
sonar!
Yo momma's feet so big, she got to have license plates
for her shoes.
Yo momma's glasses are so thick she can see into the
future.
Yo momma's glasses are so thick she can see people
waving.
Yo momma's glasses are so thick she could read my mind!
Yo momma's got 10 fingers all on the same hand.
Yo momma's got 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.
Yo momma's got a 'fro with warning lights.
Yo momma's got a bald head with a part and sideburns.
Yo momma's got a glass eye with a fish in it!
Yo momma's got a leather wig w/suede sideburns.
Yo momma's got a metal afro with rusty sideburns.
Yo momma's got a peg leg, wit' a kickstand! (from Eddie
Murphy).
Yo momma's got a short arm and can't applaud.
Yo momma's got a short leg and walks in circles.
Yo momma's got a wooden afro with an X carved in the back.
Yo momma's got a wooden leg w/a real foot.
Yo momma's got a wooden leg with branches.
Yo momma's got a' afro, wit' a chin strap!
Yo momma's got green hair, and thinks she's a tree.
Yo momma's got hair on her tongue and she gargles w/curl
activator.
Yo momma's got one hand, and a Clapper.
Yo momma's got one leg, and a bicycle.
Yo momma's got snake skin teeth.
Yo momma's got so many teeth missing, it looks like her
tongue is in jail.
Yo momma's got so much hair on her upper lip, she braids
it.
Yo momma's got three fingers and a banjo.
Yo momma's got three teeth...one in her mouth and two in
her pocket.
Yo momma's got two wooden legs and one is one backward.
Yo momma's gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.
Yo momma's hair is so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to
comb it.
Yo momma's hair is so nappy she rolls her hair with rice.
Yo momma's hair is so short she curls it with rice.
Yo momma's hair so nappy, she has to take painkillers when
she combs it!
Yo momma's hair so short when she braided it they looked
like stitches.
Yo momma's head is so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo momma's head is so big, it shows up on radar.
Yo momma's head is so short that she took a shower and got
brain-washed.
Yo momma's head is so small, she got her ear pierced and
died.
Yo momma's head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Yo momma's hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
Yo momma's house is so small, the Welcome mat just says
Well...
Yo momma's house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before
she goes outside.
Yo momma's house so dirty, the mice ride dirt bikes!
Yo momma's house so small she has to go outside to eat a
large pizza.